In search of the definition of blog

I've always assumed that a blogger was someone who blew boogers straight from their nose without the aid of tissue paper. although my search is proven that this might not be the case history has proven that my assumptions make things eventually real and true. So for now the blog as we know it shall remain to be, for an unknown gestation period,something of value that serves to better the human race. but, as I said earlier my magic assumption power is at work and soon the blogger.com will just be pictures of things that have been haphazardly shot from the nostrils onto various places such as a stick and rolled up to throw away or perhaps a walled area hidden where one could keep their secret blogger collection safe for later generations to discover and investigate. some of you will argue that I've taken something good and made it bad. to those of you I would say this, " reading and writing good sure I agree but opening up the airways so one might take a fuller breath full of prana and Life energy not necessarily bad and to do it in a sporting manner well that's just a cherry on top."